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Revolting recipe

Rat tail bolognese

you will need the following ingredients:
 * 1KG of rat tails *5 dead turantullas
 * 2 cups of mud *50grams of toenail clippings

you will need the following equipment:
 * 1 pot *a stove
 * 1 potty (bowl) *bone (mixing spoon)

method: 1.Gather all your ingredients together 2.Fill the pot half full with water 3.Put all the rat tails and dead turantulas in the pot. 4.Put on the stove and put the stove on the highest temperature. 5.Mash the turantulas in the pot with the bone until they are in small pieces. 6.Stir until everything in the pot is burnt 7.After everything in the pot is burnt put then put the mix into a serving bowl. 8.Add mud on top of the meal.

Chefs tip: Add toenail clippings on top for extra chrunch