Hayley-Writing

=Writing=

=How to Play Tally Ho= = = =This is a fun, fast past, outside game to improve fitness.= =It includes two teams trying to steal each others ball,= =without getting tug.= = = =Tally Ho is a sporty game and equipment you will need= =is cones, bibs, two teams of at least ten people and two= =rugby balls.= = = =Here is how you set it up=

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=The aim of Tally Ho is to try and steal the ball on the= =oppostie team, and try get the ball to your side without= =getting tug. If you dont pass the line and you get tug you= =have to go to Jail.= = = =In the two teams they both need attackers and defenders.= =The defenders are allowed to tag people when they are on= =their side and when they are near the ball. The attackers= =will try and steal the ball from the other side and try to run= =over and score a point for their team.= = = =When someone has the ball they cant run into the safe zone= =only when you dont have the ball and only allowed four people= =in the safe zone at a time.= = = =When you get caught you go to Jail but you can only get saved= =by a person in your team. They have to crawl between your legs,= =so you can get saved.= = = =They teacher can decide when the game is over.=

=Revolting recipe=

=Celebrity mashed up cake= =Ingrediants:= =10 fat juicy slugs= =10 fat juicy worms= =100g of your own sweat= =5 snotty boogers= =200g of baby vomit= =500g of dog poo= =2 eye balls=

=Equiptment= =1 oven= =Justin biebers left hand bone (masher)= =x2 J.willams butt cheeks (molded into a bowl)= =Robert pattinsons left leg(mixer)= =Michael Jacksons right hand(plate)=

=Method:= =step1. WASH HANDS BEFORE MAKING!!!= =step2. next preheat the oven to 158.c .after place all ingrediants on the bench.= =step3. Next get 1 of J.Williams butt cheek bowls and place dog poo,slugs and worms then mash carefully.= =step4. Then pour baby vomit into the dog poo,slugs and worms mixture.= =step5. Now in the other j.williams butt cheek bowl put eye balls, sweat and snotty boogers and use justin biebers left hand bone to the ingredients together.= =step 6. Next carefully pore eyeballs, sweat and snotty boogers into dogpoo, slugs and worms mixture and use Robert pattinsons left leg bone to mix.= =step 7. next pour mixter onto michael jackson righ hand then place into oven and leave in there 1 hour and 55 minuets= =step 8. After cooked take out and let cool down... enjoy= =Chef's tip:= =Add dry dog poo for sprinkles to make crunchy=

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=BILL BOY=

while on top of a hill
=Autobiographical poem=