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Our class had to come up with some revolting recipes. Me and my friend Terri-Leigh made this one... Enjoy! (Or maybe not).

Ingrediants:

- 499mls Chef Ramsay's sweat - 100mls Kesha's after party spew - 1 half cups of Tabasco sauce - 2 cups L&P -3 kg's cubed whale Blubber -1 cup raw beans -2 whole onions -3\4 cups Charlie Sheen's unplucked eye brows

Equipment: - 2 litre bottle - Slow cooker - 1 Burnt frying pan -A stick that has been rolled in doggy doo - 3\4, 1\2 & 1 whole cups - A medicine cup - Food scales

Method...

IMPORTANT - Before touching any thing DON'T wash your hands, because it will contaminate it with cleanliness!

1. Firstly, put the pan on 180 degrees and add in th

e cow lard. 2. Once the cow lard has melted all around the pan add in the cubed whale blubber. Let it simmer for about 2 1\2 minutes before turning the meat over for another 2 1\2 minutes. <span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: Impact,Charcoal,sans-serif; font-size: 140%;">3. Turn the element off, and let the pan of meat cool off on another element. <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif; font-size: 140%;"><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: Impact,Charcoal,sans-serif; font-size: 140%;">4. Then, chop up the raw onions (leave skin on), & beans. Put to one side. <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif; font-size: 140%;"><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: Impact,Charcoal,sans-serif; font-size: 140%;">5. Next, carfully put Chef Ramsay's sweat, Kesha's after party spew, the tabasco sauce & Charlie Sheen's unplucked brows into the bottle. <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif; font-size: 140%;"><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: Impact,Charcoal,sans-serif; font-size: 140%;">6. Add in the L&P to the bottle of liquids.

<span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif; font-size: 140%;"><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: Impact,Charcoal,sans-serif; font-size: 140%;">7. Put the lid tightly screwed on, then shake the bottle for approximately 30 seconds. <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif; font-size: 140%;"><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: Impact,Charcoal,sans-serif; font-size: 140%;">8. When the liquids are all mixed together, pour the mix into the slow cooker. <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif; font-size: 140%;"><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: Impact,Charcoal,sans-serif; font-size: 140%;">9. Put the whale blubber into the slow cooker and turn it onto a medium heat. Then stir with the doggy doo stick. <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif; font-size: 140%;"><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: Impact,Charcoal,sans-serif; font-size: 140%;">10. Leave to cook for the rest of the day until your

<span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif; font-size: 140%;"> ready to serve at dinner time.

<span style="color: #061fe4; font-family: 'Arial Black',Gadget,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">CHEF'S TIP... <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif; font-size: 140%;">- For extra stench, before serving spray as much skunk gas over your meal. <span style="background-color: #00ff08; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype','Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif; font-size: 140%;">WOOL-AH!



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