Writing-Terri-Leigh

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My Poem Terri-Leigh Noisy,Funny,Giggling,Smiling Daughter of Gina and Paul sister of Brad,Mason,Kahlen,Annie and Chris Lover of lollies,reading,texting Who feels warm,fuzzys,friends Who finds happiness in art,drama,sport Who needs love,kitten,more books Who gives love,friendship,help Who fears nothing Who would like to see England,Scotland,Skytower Who enjoys reading,writing and friends Who likes to wear black, purple, red Who's favourite colour is purple (Last name)

REVOLTING RECIPE:



Onion Blubber Stew! Ingredients: 1cup of raw beans,2 whole onions,499mls of chef Ransey sweat,Keshas after party spew, 3quarters Charlie Sheen's unplucked eyebrow,1 and a half of a cup of tabasco sauce,3kgs of whale blubber 2tablespoons of cow lard,L&P bottle,skunk spray.

Equipment: A pair of gloves,a stick that has been rolled in doggy doodoo,frying pan,2 litre bottle,measuring cups, medicine cups,a slow cooker,a pot.

Method:

Important before touching anything do not wash your hands.

Step 1:Firstly put the pan on 180* and add in the cow lard.

Step 2:Once the cow lard has melted all around the pan add in the diced up whale blubber and let it simmer for about 2-3 minutes. Then turn the meat over for another 2-3 minutes.

Step 3:Turn element off and let it cool down on another element.

Step 4:Then chop up the raw onions with skin on and beans and put then to one side.

Step 5:Next put Chef Ranseys sweat,Keshas after party spew,the tabasco sauce and Charlie Sheens unplucked eyebrows into the bottle.

<span style="color: #1fad47; font-family: Georgia,serif;">Step 6:Now add in the L&P to the bottle.

<span style="color: #1fad47; font-family: Georgia,serif;">Step 7:Put the lid tightly screwed to the top and then shake for about 30seconds.

<span style="color: #1fad47; font-family: Georgia,serif;">Step 8:When the liquids are all mixed together squirt it into the slow cooker.

<span style="color: #1fad47; font-family: Georgia,serif;">Step 9:Chuck in the whale blubber and then flick the switch.Then stir with the sewage stick.

<span style="color: #1fad47; font-family: Georgia,serif;">Step 10:Leave to cook for the rest of the day until dinner time.

<span style="color: #1fad47; font-family: Georgia,serif;">Chef's Tip:For extra stench before you serve spray as much skunk gas over your meal. <span style="color: #1fad47; font-family: Georgia,serif;">Serve with toast.

<span style="color: #9c60c7; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">How to make a paper plane?

<span style="color: #9c60c7; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">1. Get a piece of paper and put it portraite in front of you. <span style="color: #9c60c7; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">2.Then fold it in half long ways. <span style="color: #9c60c7; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">3.Open it up and fold the top to conners into the middle. <span style="color: #9c60c7; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">4.Again fold the top into the middle. <span style="color: #9c60c7; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">5.Fold it in half long ways. <span style="color: #9c60c7; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">6.Next fold the sides down on both sides straight. <span style="color: #9c60c7; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">7.Open the wings and there you go your own paper plane. :)

=Explanation on Tally Ho= (a fun game to play.)