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=//__Revolting recipe__//= = = =//Celebrity mashed up cake//= =//Ingrediants://= =//10 fat juicy slugs//= =//10 fat juicy worms//= =//100g of your own sweat//= =//5 snotty boogers//= =//200g of baby vomit//= =//500g of dog poo//= =//2 eye balls//= = = =//Equiptment//= =//1 oven//= =//Justin biebers left hand bone (masher)//= =//x2 J.willams butt cheeks (molded into a bowl)//= =//Robert pattinsons left leg(mixer)//= =//Michael Jacksons right hand(plate)//= = = =//Method://= =//step1. WASH HANDS BEFORE MAKING!!!//= =//step2. next preheat the oven to 158.c .after place all ingrediants on the bench.//= =//step3. Next get 1 of J.Williams butt cheek bowls and place dog poo,slugs and worms then mash carefully.//= =//step4. Then pour baby vomit into the dog poo,slugs and worms mixture.//= =//step5. Now in the other j.williams butt cheek bowl put eye balls, sweat and snotty boogers and use justin biebers left hand bone to the ingredients together.//= =//step 6. Next carefully pore eyeballs, sweat and snotty boogers into dogpoo, slugs and worms mixture and use Robert pattinsons left leg bone to mix.//= =//step 7. next pour mixter onto michael jackson righ hand then place into oven and leave in there 1 hour and 55 minuets//= =//step 8. After cooked take out and let cool down... enjoy//= =//Chef's tip://= =//Add dry dog poo for sprinkles to make crunchy//=

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